Hey nice skirt! What's your grandma using for underwear now?

If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Life is good, try to get one!

Have a nice day! But don't have it here.. Reads : Quotes

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

What happened did you cross the street without looking?

When I was younger I played with toys, now that I'm older I got mah boys!

Gurls don't say ex, they say next!

If I didn't say it, don't assume it.

When worse comes to worst, my gurls come first.

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh!

Health nuts will feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of.. nothing.

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A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is a tree, tree is nature, nature is beautiful! Thanks for calling me beautiful!

I'm blonde.. what's your excuse?

Life is short and so am I!

Yes officer, I swear to drunk I am not God!

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.

((name)) is SOOO if on my buddylist!

You say you can't stand to see me get hurt, so do you close ur eyes when u hurt me?

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

So many boys, so little time, found the right one, but he can never be mine.

If bein hott and sexy is a crime, arrest me!

I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!

Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people.

An error isn't a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Should I smile because you're my friend or cry because that's all we'll ever be?

Your're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Competition is nada, there ain't nobody hotta.

You may not know my name, but your boyfriend does.

Don't waste your time on a guy who won't waste his time on you!

YOU! Get off my planet!

I'm the downest chic you'll ever meet, I'm the one thats oh so sweet, but dont fall for me you will regret cause it's certain I'm a lil playette!

If you're sweet you're can call me hunny, if your cute you're can call me baby, but if you're hott you can call me tonight!

God first created men.. then he had a better idea.

Men r not pigs... pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring!!

Remember my name, remember my face, cause there ain't another hunnie that can take my place.

Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out

Milk does a body goob but DAMN how much did you drink?!

Can I borrow your library card, cause I'd like to check you out!

Loving you is like breathing, how can I stop?





If I threw a bone, would you leave?

I love not being you!

You're not an ugly person, you're a pretty monkey!

Your mama's so stupid, when the computer said press any key, she couldn't find the "Any" key.

You're not ugly, you're just facially challenged!

Your mama is so ugly, she scares blind people away!

Your village just called, they're missing their idiot!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave anytime!

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

God created men, but then he had a better idea.

This is an a and b conversation, so c your way out.

Your house is so dirty, you have to wipe your feet before you go outside!

Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you're abusing it.

Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

You're a few thoughts short of a brain!

God made oceans, God made lakes, God made (name) but hey we all make mistakes!

This is an AT&T and MCI conversation, so Sprint your way out of it.

U see, U like, U try, U fail *meanwhile* I see, I like, I want, I get.

Ohh.. I'm sorry, I don't speak ugly.

I wear black because I'm mourning that you exist.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOUWISH

I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, and unlike you, I never get played.

What a shame, the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

You're as fake as your handbag.

I'm fat, you're ugly, I can lose the weight!

There is no "i" in slut, but there is a "u".

You were one of the best games I ever played.

Please leave the thinking to professionals.